NEW MAJOR ORDER Several months ago, a Cyborg cyber-attack subjected our citizens to hateful, vile lies, in a blatant attempt to sway their loyalty. Intel has now located the facility from which this message was broadcast: an interstellar communications array on MEISSA. The Helldivers are ordered to liberate the planet and faciliate the facility's capture.

MAJOR ORDER WON The Helldivers have successfully defended the Oasis resort worlds. The shores remain flawlessly pristine, and stabilization arrays have been deployed. The Ministry of Science will research these newest Spore Burst mutations, to ensure our future vacations remain permanently unburdened by fascist spores. Land auctions for "Freedom Vista" maximum security gated communities are breaking records, with proceeds reinvested into ongoing peacekeeping efforts.

STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY LOST The Helldivers’ acquisition of materiel has been blocked by the Automatons and Cyborgs. Though a blow to citizens eager to enjoy the now-postponed televised vivisectional audits, the impeded procurement efforts yielded valuable intel. Thanks to recovered frequency-resonant hardware, the precise origin point of the Automatons’ prior cyberattack upon Galactic Communications Systems has been identified. Democracy requires that Free Speech must remain correctly Free.

NEW STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY High Command has authorized a mandatory requisition of squandered capital hoarded on Automaton-held planets. Helldivers: secure 70,000,000 Automaton samples and neutralize 25,000,000 Cyborg Radicals. Acquisition of these socialist assets will bolster cross-Ministry research and intel efforts, enable a new season of televised vivisectional audits, and will fund the immediate use of the Autocannon Stratagem.

STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY SEIZED High quantities of recovered Illuminate corpses prove the successful execution of the Helldivers' directive. Illuminate Appropriator activity on KEID has significantly diminished, and UARs remain safely buried. Archaeological teams have been deployed to place additional terrain atop UAR sites, to prevent future excavation.